Some of you may remember this little news story from back in 2006. Apparently, the US military scored a major victory in the war on terror, when they killed Abu Khabab al-Masri. This guy was a major player. He had all the right connections, a fantastic resumé and of course, really cool hair:

 

 

Well as it turns out, in addition to all that, he also has super powers! You see, this last Sunday he was killed again! These guys aren't only figurative monsters, guilty of mass murder of civilians, but they are also literal monsters - specifically zombies. This guy is so powerful in fact, that the CIA is still offering a $5 million reward for his capture! How many times do we have to kill this guy before he stays in the ground?

 

And it's not just this guy, either. You might think that it's just 1 guy who dabbles in the black arts. Maybe he has a crystal skull or something that gives him necromantic powers, but he's not alone.

 

Remember this guy?

 

Well apparently Salem al-Hazmi (above) was so powerful, he walked away from the wreckage of American Airlines flight 77, hopped onto another plane, and flew back to his job in Yanbu, Saudi Arabia. At least 6 other of the 9-11 hijackers just walked away from the mess they made, and went home. And that's not even the half of it! Even Osama himself manages to continue evading the best armed and equipped military force on earth, pulling his portable dialysis machine in his little red wagon.

 

What does it take to kill these guys, silver bullets?